Docknboatlift
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- Aug 1, 2011
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Again, if you were lied to that is a different story. I dealt with Paul and got more than I was expecting.
But if you feel you didn't get your money's worth, my advice still stands: Go beat the bejesus out of that trailer...ride her hard, put her up wet....drag her across the scrub brush, back her into the concrete filled posts at the gas station....load her down so hard the axles bottom out on the frame, then run her down the road at 80...park her out back in the weather, leave the flat tire roll till you make her home instead of pull over and fix it on the highway....and make sure you fix the wiring that broke cause you miss-judged loading ol Bessy with the forklift so at least one running light will glow faintly after dark.....don't you dare wash her, to say nothing about waxing her, or pretend that you even pointed a garden hose near the old gal after 500 miles of snow, sleet, and road salt....
I've done all that, I'm not always proud to say. Most folks have. and do, and a surprising number say they only used the old gal to haul meals on wheels to the poor shut ins from church after Sunday service (apparently also before kickoff).
And when your personal standards for trailer love gets the better of you having to haul that disgrace down the road for whatever it is you do with her, pull out the receipt you got when you paid for her, dab a little spray paint on the major boo boos and fix the wiring one last time, multiply the total on the reciept by about 80% and park the gal by the side of the busy road with a big ol sign announcing that figure.
Someone will be along right quick to take that trailer home.
Anyone want to guess what the answers will be when "someone" questions how good of care was exercised with that trailer?
Why heck no! I loved that trailer with all my heart and if there were room enough for her in the bedroom I might have just kicked the old lady out and been better off for it all the way round. Why if you don't hand me that money quick and skeedaddle I'm liable to break down in tears right here and have to keep the gal for sentimental reasons.
We been through a lot together, me n that trailer.....
But if you feel you didn't get your money's worth, my advice still stands: Go beat the bejesus out of that trailer...ride her hard, put her up wet....drag her across the scrub brush, back her into the concrete filled posts at the gas station....load her down so hard the axles bottom out on the frame, then run her down the road at 80...park her out back in the weather, leave the flat tire roll till you make her home instead of pull over and fix it on the highway....and make sure you fix the wiring that broke cause you miss-judged loading ol Bessy with the forklift so at least one running light will glow faintly after dark.....don't you dare wash her, to say nothing about waxing her, or pretend that you even pointed a garden hose near the old gal after 500 miles of snow, sleet, and road salt....
I've done all that, I'm not always proud to say. Most folks have. and do, and a surprising number say they only used the old gal to haul meals on wheels to the poor shut ins from church after Sunday service (apparently also before kickoff).
And when your personal standards for trailer love gets the better of you having to haul that disgrace down the road for whatever it is you do with her, pull out the receipt you got when you paid for her, dab a little spray paint on the major boo boos and fix the wiring one last time, multiply the total on the reciept by about 80% and park the gal by the side of the busy road with a big ol sign announcing that figure.
Someone will be along right quick to take that trailer home.
Anyone want to guess what the answers will be when "someone" questions how good of care was exercised with that trailer?
Why heck no! I loved that trailer with all my heart and if there were room enough for her in the bedroom I might have just kicked the old lady out and been better off for it all the way round. Why if you don't hand me that money quick and skeedaddle I'm liable to break down in tears right here and have to keep the gal for sentimental reasons.
We been through a lot together, me n that trailer.....