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[Xfaxman]

I bought my last rifle from a guy named "T Rex". He's a small arms dealer.

Uh.. man.. groaner.

"if you are happy and you know it clap your hands".

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Good groaners :thumbsup:.

In case the link doesn't work later, here is the picture for future groaner seekers:

 

[Jstpssng]

Our local swimming pool has been given permission to open on July 4th.
However due to social distancing requirements, there will be no water
in lanes 1,3 and 5.

So far you're in first place...

 

[/pine]

My friend just asked me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"

I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat the **** out of him; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."

 

[Doofy]

My friend just asked me, "If you became invisible, what would you do first?"

I said, "I'd go to Paris, find a performing street mime and beat the **** out of him; the round of applause he'd get would be astounding."

Now THAT is funny! I hate Mimes.

 

[k0ua]

Now THAT is funny! I hate Mimes.

Reminds me of that movie with Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson: "McClain, are you deliberately trying to run over these people?"

"NO!,...... well maybe that mime"

 

[Hay Dude]

ok here’s mine:

Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

:drink: :laughing: :anyone: :yuck:

 

[Xfaxman]

BIG GROAN

 

[Thomas]

ok here’s mine:

Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

:drink: :laughing: :anyone: :yuck:

Okay I'll bite...what happen?

 

[Xfaxman]

My guess is he drinks the beer then mops the floor .

 

[2LaneCruzer]

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.