Fuddy1952
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- Apr 17, 2018
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- South Central Virginia
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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins, ...."Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins,... "Y'all ain't gonna believe this here shi*. (Fixed it for you)
The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
*****
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
*****
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins, ...."Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins,... "Y'all ain't gonna believe this here shi*. (Fixed it for you)