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What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins, ...."Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins,... "Y'all ain't gonna believe this here shi*. (Fixed it for you)
 
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A physicist, a chemist and a computer scientist were traveling in a car.
The car breaks down and all three of them step out and stare at the car.

The physicist says, "Probably a mechanical failure, let's look at the engine."

The chemist says, "Unlikely, the fuel is probably of a low grade and must be the culprit."

The computer scientist says, "Let's try closing windows and opening windows and see if that fixes it."
 
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Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
 
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