When I was in grade school, the teachers would call a record player a victrola. I'm not so old that actual Victrolas were still in common use.
I'll take your word for it that southerners don't make fun of northerners' speech patterns, but you have to admit that Yankees get blamed for anything southerners don't like.
Not to drift too far off topic, but what's the deal with all day breakfast? I'll admit that I'm not a big one for most breakfast fare, and would really like it if restaurants served lunch fare before 10:30-11am. BK sold some burgers in the morning for a while, but don't think they do anymore.