2LaneCruzer
Super Star Member
"It ain't what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get." My Dad. He had a lot of them; some not so family friendly. Another example:
"Settle down, or pretty soon you're going to be running around with your hand on your head and a knot under it".
"Settle down, or pretty soon you're going to be running around with your hand on your head and a knot under it".