What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,792  
I was at a restaurant with a friend, and saw Hamm's beer listed on the menu. Next to the listing was "LOSBW". I asked him what that meant, he told me - Lots Of Suds But Watery...
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,793  
Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,794  
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,795  
Hurry on by, Hell ain't half full yet

(for road rage and speeders)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,796  
NO-Wire-Hangers!

There's an even more famous quote from this same movie, but it's X-rated.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,797  
Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,798  
Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
Funny you should mention that. Many years ago, I went to a movie in Enid Oklahoma. I bought some milk duds, and a fountain Coke. My buddy and I decided to sit in the balcony. All was well, until I took a big sip of my Coke. Besides the Coke and ice, there was something in that sip that in my mouth felt like a big old fuzzy caterpillar. Needless to say, the folks below me got a nice bath of Coca Cola, ice, and another unidentified object.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,799  
Movie Theaters!
I bet some of the funniest stories could be told...experiences there.
My wife, early 1972 we went to an old theater in downtown Lynchburg, Va. (Warner). I'm 19, 6ft 125# super skinny, she was a skinny 17yo. Theater was almost empty so we sat in middle, large drinks & popcorn. The movie starts. Suddenly I'm folded up in the seat!!! Food everywhere. I turn around and size 13 army boots in my face! Now I'm thinking there's some big Marine messing with me...but I don't care...adrenaline was flowing, I may get my axx beat but I'll get a few good whacks in on this sob.
I get up finding an elderly intoxicated little old black lady!
So...we moved after I washed up in restroom.
I worked at another theater while going to college. Every night was exciting!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,800  
Everybody takes a beating sometime...

Henry Hill in Goodfellas.
 
 
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