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    The day the music died.

    Judith Duram from The Seekers passed away over the weekend
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    Good morning!!!!

    Most of those names came from Northern India at the time of the Rajh. there's a film "Gunga Din" where you can see their use. Stars were Cary Grant, Victor McLaglen,Joan Fontaine
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    Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to...
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    Good morning!!!!

    So they had global warming 88 years ago back before I was born. And here's me thinking that the way people are demanding immediate action NOW that it must be something new
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    Latest grab by auto manufactures

    Ive got all 4 heated seats in my Kia Sportage and it costs me nothing. At my location in New Zealand they are "nice to have" for 3 or 4 months, further south in the snow-n-ice they'd be very welcome.
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    Yellow or Dijon?

    How about Colemans Hot English Now that's real mustard
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    Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car? Feeling sick when paying? You have got the carownervirus
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    After a visit to the whore house, a man notices green lumps on his willy, So he goes to the doctors. “That’s serious” says the doctor. “You know how wrestlers get cauliflower ears?” “Yes” says the man seriously. “Well” says the doctor...
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    Remodeling New-Mossflower... Remodeling a 1973 Brick Farm house into my Dream home...

    just wondering what do you get up to in your spare time ??:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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    An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying...
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    Good morning!!!!

    Ive got about 40 or 50 macadamia trees. Yes they are hard to crack but with the specially designed nut cracker, no problem.
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    Tell us something we don’t know.

    Eggs don't bounce.
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    I have the same problem when I tell them 3-7-37 Takes a while before it sinks in. (our dates are read, day, month, year)
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    me too
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    Good morning!!!!

    But not all
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    Good morning!!!!

    Your telling me its not mugga puxels ??
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    Good morning!!!!

    fego Aussies have a habit of adding "o" to words they shorten. Hence servo for service station, arvo for afternoon fego was meant to be rego which is short for registration. Down here you have to learn to talk Stryn
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    Good morning!!!!

    My VW was a 55 and had the small back window, and traficators. No petrol heaters. they were removed before sale. Best trick was running through a ford (the sort with water in it (but I dunno))If you flattened the accelerator just as you hit the water that "massive" acceleration would lift the...
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    Good morning!!!!

    When you read it your eyes/brain don't recognize the F in of
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    Good movies,,, well there are a few.......

    I just finished watching it last night. Is there more than one series??
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    Good morning!!!!

    Must have been what they were into. I used to have lunch, 6 of us at the cafetiere table and the other 5 all had Phds. These were all engineers, Satellite systems, radio frequency, telephone systems/design. great bunch of blokes.
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    Nah we're a bit more laid back.
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    Share Pics of People Hauling or Towing Something Wrong

    My worst towing experience was: tearing down the motorway one morning going out to help a mate shearing. My little Suzuki TS185 (2 stroke trail bike) seized. got the wife out to tow me home. Tow rope wrapped one turn around the handlebars and me hanging on to the end of the rope to let go if...
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    Our local newspaper had a big headline "Man dies after being pulled from the water" My warped sense of humour has me thinking 'If they'd left him in the water he'd still be alive'.1
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    Good morning!!!!

    This will push the average up 84
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    Best wishes from New Zealand

    Looks like that could be near Cambridge
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    Groan 3; the Sequel

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    Good morning!!!!

    Merry Christmas everybody. Christmas day here already and expecting 33C today. Although I come on here every day, being a day ahead I don't want to comment and spoil your day by telling you what's going to happen.;);)
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    Groan 3; the Sequel

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    Groan 3; the Sequel

    Little Johnny came home from school and his mother asked "what did you learn today? ". "We learnt to write" he said. "What did you write?" enquired his mother. "I dunno" says Johnny, "they haven't taught us to read yet."
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    Groan 3; the Sequel

    give the man a cigar
 
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