patrickg
Veteran Member
Most folks have heard of "Dumbest crooks" files, video clips, etc. How about dumbest thing you've seen lately?
I'll start.
Neighbor plants several ornamental pear trees 10 feet over property line on my place. I approach obliquely commenting, "Hey thanks for landscaping my place, man." No response. A couple months later they put an ornamental fence across the front of their property extending 10 ft onto my property. I comment, " I think the fence might be past the boundary." Response, "Maybe a couple inches, what does it matter you have so much land anyway." They re-transplant the trees so they aren't so far into my property.
A week later after having carefullly measured with a 300 ft tape while they were gone I say, "My estimates are often not too accurate but I'm guessin' the fence is something like 10 ft over the line." Neighbor gets all pouty like a little kid whose mom said "no" but eventually helps measure with his 100 ft tape and the fence is 10 ft too long. He says, "Do I have to shorten it?" I allowed as how it would probably make sense and cause less confusion if the fences were close to the boundary lines. He says, "Do I have to take the second post out too, its not too far over?" ... and the beat goes on... I'll wait, read, and chuckle at other folks humorous posts before posting another in my ongoing series.
If this, or the posts to follow aren't funny, tell me and I might quit(would you believe, cut back?).
Patrick
I'll start.
Neighbor plants several ornamental pear trees 10 feet over property line on my place. I approach obliquely commenting, "Hey thanks for landscaping my place, man." No response. A couple months later they put an ornamental fence across the front of their property extending 10 ft onto my property. I comment, " I think the fence might be past the boundary." Response, "Maybe a couple inches, what does it matter you have so much land anyway." They re-transplant the trees so they aren't so far into my property.
A week later after having carefullly measured with a 300 ft tape while they were gone I say, "My estimates are often not too accurate but I'm guessin' the fence is something like 10 ft over the line." Neighbor gets all pouty like a little kid whose mom said "no" but eventually helps measure with his 100 ft tape and the fence is 10 ft too long. He says, "Do I have to shorten it?" I allowed as how it would probably make sense and cause less confusion if the fences were close to the boundary lines. He says, "Do I have to take the second post out too, its not too far over?" ... and the beat goes on... I'll wait, read, and chuckle at other folks humorous posts before posting another in my ongoing series.
If this, or the posts to follow aren't funny, tell me and I might quit(would you believe, cut back?).
Patrick