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k0ua

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I'd like to be able to weld that well!!
You start by getting a large bird, like a parrot, then feed him a lot and watch him real closely. :) You will get the idea pretty quickly. Oh, be sure to line the floor with old newspapers.... :)
 

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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fricking cat."
 

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Man to little boy sitting on the curb with his dog: "Whatcha eatin' there, son?"

Little boy: "Raisins".

Man: "Where you gettin' them raisins?"

Little boy: "off the dog".

BA Dump!
 

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This really did make me groan. I've been watching youtube clips of Leno's "Jaywalking" where he goes out on the street and asks people various questions about history. This apparently is a takeoff of that, done by students... The enclosed screenshot is from their video.Screenshot Jaywalking.jpg
 

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Wow, changing oil on a forklift sure is easy
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