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i7win7

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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, Ticket, please."
 

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Wonder where he dug those up

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I'm guessing - she got the house

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I learned bucking 90lb bales onto a pickup truck one summer when my uncles bale loader’s engine seized.
 

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I learned bucking 90lb bales onto a pickup truck one summer when my uncles bale loader’s engine seized.
I spent a couple of summers baling hay. Well actually bucking bales and stacking them in the barn. I decided the coughing and wheezing each night from the inside the barn stacking just wasn't worth the respiratory pain, I decided I needed to figure out another career. I few years later, I got into Telecommunications. Installing and programming telephone systems in a nice air conditioned building was easier. Yeah, the cable pulling wasn't great, but even that was better than stacking hay in a barn. Yes I realize that isn't done much any more, but it sure was when I was 15 and 16.
 

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I’m getting old and decided to review my Bucket List. There were many things that I will never be able to accomplish.

Changed the B to an F and problem solved! :ROFLMAO:

My wife will be asking me about something and I will tell her that it falls into a very large category that I call my Dont Give A Rats Ass About List.
 
 
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