Pixguy
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1. Please skip this thread if humor isn't your thing.
2. Please don't post anything here against the tbn rules.
2. Please don't post anything here against the tbn rules.
1. Please skip this thread if humor isn't your thing.
2. Please don't post anything here against the tbn rules.
Thank god your back!!!
Same here. I had withdrawal symptoms all day yesterday.
1. Please skip this thread if humor isn't your thing.
2. Please don't post anything here against the tbn rules.
1. Please skip this thread if humor isn't your thing.
2. Please don't post anything here against the tbn rules.
Which should've been done instead of closing thread. That member was likely put on vacation but I hope he continues to post with tbn rules.There were posts deleted within the first ten.![]()
That's a normal winter forecast map, for Chicago...
LOL, brings back memories.
Famous!!! Or Infamous!!!LOL, brings back memories.
Many years ago we had a record storm in Montreal.
Cars were buried and dozers used to clear the streets.
Having a snow sled back then I made a run for essentials (beer, bread milk and such).
It just so happened that a reporter was assigned to take some local pictures for the newspaper and he aske me to run him to the commuter train as that was the only mode of transportation running.
LOL, he took my photo with the sled as background and a case of 24's on my shoulder.
That photo made front page, (like 1/3 page large).
I still have it!
A man has 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says: "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?". The man shakes his head.
"No, they're all at the funeral."
As another forum I know has realized...mods are like diapers, both need changed out every so often.
I'll go with number two please.Maybe or maybe not. Let’s speculate for a sec.
Could be the moderator is my old third grade nun who used to pull me around by the ear instead of rapping my knuckles with a ruler, as if that was less painful.
Could be a mod who submitted his own jokes and got no Likes.
Could be a farmer who is also a minister and doesn’t want to be around that one dude in the barbershop that tells the dirty jokes for fear of someone seeing the listener smiling afterwards.
Could be a middle age dude who only likes Dad jokes.
Could be a retired Disney PR manager.
Could be a young guy or girl that feels left out of anything mentioned that is more than a decade or two old.
Could be a ?