/ Groan part quatre #3,371
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- Mar 4, 2009
My sister always keeps on stating photography puns and jokes. You cannot shutter up...!
Ever notice how chocolate always gets put on sale during the summertime because they know you can’t make it home without it melting?
Way back when, I went into a little country store wanting some chocolate.The store keeper hadn't bought any for fear of it melting.Ever notice how chocolate always gets put on sale during the summertime because they know you can’t make it home without it melting?
Were the two Irishmen blond?Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
That was also my first thought.
Butterball?This isn't as funny, but that old memory triggered another old memory for me. My first job out of college involved reading a lot of Air Force documents for their research projects.
In one study, they wanted to estimate the ability for a certain aircraft to withstand an aerial strike from a large bird. They developed a mechanism to launch turkeys (already deceased) at the aircraft's windshield at a high rate of speed.
In the very first test, they were surprised that the turkey smashed right through the windshield and damaged the cockpit seat. After further analysis, they realized that there was an oversight in the experimental setup, and the turkeys were still frozen.