Groan part quatre

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There is a really good four part documentary called "My Life As A Rolling Stone"
Well worth a watch whether you're a fan of the band or just appreciate how they became such a long running phenomena.
 
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I heard they are genetically modifying pigs with a particular purpose in mind...
CRISPR bacon...!
 
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Religion and bears...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
 
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consequences...

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?”

The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”
 
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A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.

“My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”...!
 
 
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