Groan part quatre

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I took my uncle to the mall today.

He wanted to buy some new shoes (he's 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court and I noticed my dad was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager finally had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"?

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke when he let out his response.

Knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye when he spoke to the sparky teen...

He said to the kid... "Yup! I've done some wild stuff in my time... as a matter of fact, I got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock.... so, I was looking at you and I was just wondering if you were my son"...!
 
 
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