Groan part quatre

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Peace

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On the narrow path...
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Ferguson TO30
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KilroyJC

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Appalachia
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1962 Case 430, 1995 Craftsman Yard Tractor/mower, 1949 South Bend 9A Lathe
There was a terrible storm and the valley began to flood. A fire truck was driving through town evacuating citizens, and when they came to this one house the man refused, saying “God will save me!”

The fire truck moved on.

Later, the waters rose, and the Cajun Navy boat went through town looking for stragglers. They called to the man (now in his second floor window) but he refused, saying “God will save me!”

The storm continues, and a Coast Guard helipcopter spotted the man ( now on the roof) but he waved them off, saying “God will save me!)

The waters rose higher and the man was swept away and drowned.

As he got to The Pearly Gates, the man cried “GOD, God! WHY DISNT YOU SAVE ME, GOD. I PUT ALL MY FAITH IN YOU!!!”

And the Voice Boomed:

“I SENT YOU A FIRETRUCK, A BOAT AND A HELICOPTER —- GET OFF MY BACK.”
 
 
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