Groan part quatre

[sea2summit]

 

[Jstpssng]

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I could be mistaken but believe that you are much younger than the average TBN poster.

 

[sea2summit]

I could be mistaken but believe that you are much younger than the average TBN poster.

 

[dlctcg]

 

[outinthetalgrass]

Apparently, my insurance company has been pushing the wrong ”free shots for flu season”

 

[/pine]

When I'm having cookies and milk...I pretend the cookie is my ex and I hold it under the milk until the bubbles stop...!

 

[tallyho8]

An old man is walking through the woods when he hears a voice from a pond he passes along the way. Mystified, he stops and says, “What was that?”

“It’s me down here!” comes a tiny, grammatically incorrect voice. “Kiss me!” He looks down and sees a frog sitting on a lily pad.

“Kiss you?” the man responds. “Why would I want to do that?”

“An evil witch cast a spell on me and turned me into a frog, but I’m really a beautiful princess. And if you kiss me, I’ll turn back into a princess – a beautiful one, too!”

The man shrugs his shoulders, reaches down, and picks up the frog, which he then puts into his pocket. “Aren’t you going to kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess?” the frog asks.

The man replies, “At my age, I prefer a talking frog.”

 

[IndyJay]

 

[i7win7]

 

[IndyJay]