i7win7
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What do you do if you get attacked by a bunch of clowns?
Go straight for the juggler!
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Go straight for the juggler!
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MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS
> 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
> 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
> 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
> 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
> 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
> 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
> 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
> 14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
> 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
> 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
> 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> 3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> 4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
> 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
> 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
> 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
> 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
> 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
> 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
> 14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
> 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Attire.
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Attire.
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Pixguy
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i7win7
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During the covid lockdown, spent some time at the beach
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The weather forecast was for partly cloudy
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A blonde and a redhead buy a small cattle ranch together. Right after closing, their only bull dies.
The women only have $500 left. The redhead tells the blonde she will go to the auction in the next county and try to buy a bull for under $500. She’ll send a telegram with the results the next day.
The best deal the redhead can get for a bull is $499. So, she purchases the bull. She goes to the telegram office to send the message, but finds out the telegram costs $1.00 per word.
Since she only has $1.00 left, she thinks and thinks what word to send.
After a while, she tells the telegram guy to send the word “comfortable”.
The telegram guy looks skeptical and asks “how will that get your message across”?
The redhead says “she’s a blonde. She reads slow. She will read com for ta bull”.
MoKelly
The women only have $500 left. The redhead tells the blonde she will go to the auction in the next county and try to buy a bull for under $500. She’ll send a telegram with the results the next day.
The best deal the redhead can get for a bull is $499. So, she purchases the bull. She goes to the telegram office to send the message, but finds out the telegram costs $1.00 per word.
Since she only has $1.00 left, she thinks and thinks what word to send.
After a while, she tells the telegram guy to send the word “comfortable”.
The telegram guy looks skeptical and asks “how will that get your message across”?
The redhead says “she’s a blonde. She reads slow. She will read com for ta bull”.
MoKelly
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