A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.
Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering as she asks the sales clerk, "Ddooo youu havee dildoss ?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes madam, we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Ddooo youu carryy aaa pppinkk onee, tenn inchess llong aandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss thiickk...aandd rrunns by bbaatteries ?"
The clerk responds, "Yes madam, we do.."
She then asks: "Ddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo tturrnn iitt offf ?"