Little old lady walks into the police station, and says "I would like to report a rape". The officer says "Please sit at the table there and tell me about it". First, when did this happen?"
Little lady says: "Well, it was June of 1969".
Officer says: "I'm sorry Ma'am, but that's too long ago; we can't do anything about it."
She says: "I know, but I just want to talk about it."