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Looks like Biden will let anyone in

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Little old lady walks into the police station, and says "I would like to report a rape". The officer says "Please sit at the table there and tell me about it". First, when did this happen?"
Little lady says: "Well, it was June of 1969".
Officer says: "I'm sorry Ma'am, but that's too long ago; we can't do anything about it."
She says: "I know, but I just want to talk about it."
 

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A mom asks her son, “who do you love more, your Dad or me”?

The son says “I love you both”.

Mom asks “well, if your Dad went to Paris and I went to New York, where would you go”?

Son says “Paris”.

Mom says “see, you love your Dad more”.

Son says “no, I just want to go to Paris more than New York”.

Mom says “ok, if I was going to Paris and your Dad was going to New York, where would you go?”

Son says “New York. I was just in Paris”.

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