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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.


Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
 
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Law enforce officer having a bad day
crying cop.jpg
 

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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
 

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Edit out the last one, keep the rest. Willy wasn't the first or last. :sneaky:
 

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And to add to those odds, someone was there with a camera to capture that.
 

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Edit out the last one, keep the rest. Willy wasn't the first or last. :sneaky:

Oh come on. He may not be the first or last, but he is a famous example from recent decades.

I'm not much of a world traveler, but I did take a trip to Europe during the Clinton presidency. World news was on at an airport in Germany, and what were they talking about? Monica Lewinsky!

I was already so sick of hearing about it in the US. I didn't realize it was a worldwide story.
 

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So bring it up again????? Maybe it's just someone's favorite example. :unsure: How about a modern pre-requisite to run for office? No wait, it doesn't happen in our time. Selective judgement? IMO politics don't belong in this thread. Time to move on.
 
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