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Pixguy

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Ex-wife and ex-husband are in court argueing for custody of the lone child.

Judge ask the wife to justify her position in the matter and she goes on and on about motherly love, nursing, yadayadayada. Pretty convincing.

Judge then turns to the husband and asks him the same question. The man hesitates for a while, and then says "Your honor, when I put my dollar into into a coke machine, and can of coke pops out, is it my coke or the machine's coke?"
 

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. Police said some heel did it.

MoKelly
I see Im'a gonna need to get a 'groan' smilie myself..
 

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beware of dog
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... stating that was “political” is like stating that “Abe Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address” is political. Both are factual statements about a president.
So is paying a porn star to shut up. IMO it's ok to get over Willy and think about your current candidate's alleged chastity.

Both make me laugh. :LOL:
 

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To catch big fish, you need big bait

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