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A farmer friend got his tractor stuck when he drove it into a magnetic field. :magnet:
 
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I rang up the local take away the other day and asked 'do you deliver?' the bloke said 'no, we do chicken, beef and fish’
 
  
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Man: "Are you ladies from Queensland?"

Them: "Wales"

M: "Sorry, I don't know the lingo; "Are you Wales from Queensland?"

Man woke up in the ICU a week later.
 
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One frog to another...:

"Time is fun when you're having flies"
 
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The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.
There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing? “Fishing”, replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me”.
In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ***, cannot resist asking, "So, how many fish have you caught today?"

"You're the 6th", replied the old man.
 
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