?????? GROAN

[/pine]

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The former goes under the tongue...the latter is an innuendo...!

 

[bunyip]

I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.

 

[rekees4300]

A farmer friend got his tractor stuck when he drove it into a magnetic field. :magnet:

 

[Jim Shooz]

I rang up the local take away the other day and asked 'do you deliver?' the bloke said 'no, we do chicken, beef and fish’

 

[Jim Shooz]

xxxxxxx

 

[Xfaxman]

 

[Diggin It]

Man: "Are you ladies from Queensland?"

Them: "Wales"

M: "Sorry, I don't know the lingo; "Are you Wales from Queensland?"

Man woke up in the ICU a week later.

 

[Diggin It]

Do you know what the longest sentence is?

I do.

 

[/pine]

One frog to another...:

"Time is fun when you're having flies"

 

[BleedingOrange]

The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.
There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing? “Fishing”, replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me”.
In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ***, cannot resist asking, "So, how many fish have you caught today?"

"You're the 6th", replied the old man.