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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man didn't budge.
The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the old man moaned.

"Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With a terrible strain in his voice and without moving, Fred replied,

"The balcony!”
 
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A thief broke into a local police station and stole all the lavatory fixtures.

A spokesman said they have nothing to go on.
 
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Would you rather work for Two Men and a Truck or this company
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Guy walks into a bar.

Bartender asks “what da ya want”?

Guy say “what’s your WiFi password”?

Bartender says “you have to buy a drink first”.

Guy says “ok, give me a Miller”?

Bartender returns and says “that’ll be $4.00”.

Guy pays. Then says, “now, what is the WIFI password”?

Bartender says “. I told you. It’s “you have to buy a drink first - no capitals and no spaces”.

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