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   / ?????? GROAN #2,851  
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the
garage: "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out,repair
any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just
like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big
bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to
the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
 
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A south of the border gentlemen with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. He sits down and the parrot yells, "barkeep barkeep". The bartender comes over and the parrot sez, "give him a beer". Parrot pulls some money out of the gentleman's pocket and jumps back up on his shoulder. A few minutes the same routine is repeated and then a third time.

Finally, the bartender asks, where did you get that thing. Thats amazing. The parrot sez, 'south of the border, millions of them".
 
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A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''
 
   / ?????? GROAN #2,854  
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We found the clog in the drain
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