Frankenkubota
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funny....i tried that matchmaker thing about 10 years ago....brieflyDICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
Ø 40-ish…………………………….49.
Ø Adventurous……………………..Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic…………………………..No breasts.
Ø Average looking…………………Moooo.
Ø Beautiful…………………………Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure……………...On medication.
Ø Feminist………………………….Fat.
Ø Free Spirit………………………..Junkie.
Ø Friendship first…………………...Former ****.
Ø New-Age………………………...Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned……………………No B.J.’s
Ø Open-minded…………………….Desperate.
Ø Outgoing…………………………Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional……………………...*****.
Ø Voluptuous………………………Very fat.
Ø Large frame……………………...Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate…………………Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S ENGLISH:
Ø Yes……………………………….No
Ø No………………………………..Yes
Ø Maybe……………………………No
Ø We need………………………….I want
Ø I am sorry………………………..You’ll be sorry
Ø We need to talk………………….You’re in trouble
Ø Sure, go ahead…………………...You better not
Ø Do what you want……………….You will pay for this later
Ø I am not upset……………………Of course, I am upset, you moron!
Ø You’re attentive tonight…………Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN’S ENGLISH:
Ø I am hungry………………………I am hungry
Ø I am sleepy……………………….I am sleepy
Ø I am tired…………………………I am tired
Ø Nice dress………………………...Nice cleavage!
Ø I love you………………………...Let’s have sex now
Ø I am bored………………………..Do you want to have sex?
Ø May I have this dance?..................I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I call you sometime?..............I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Do you want to go to a movie?......I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø Can I take you out to dinner?........I’d like to have sex with you.
Ø I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit…………..I’m gay.
i guess guys lie about this and that but...i didn't.
amazing that some one who says they are in their 50s shows up and is obviously in her very late 60s
says they are 125 lbs and are 152 lbs...at least
and curvey......heeee heeeeeee
what are they thinking? like you are not gonna notice?