Last week I was an usher with our 250 member church and standing out in the foyer or lobby. I made sure my cell phone ringer was down or off as did everyone else. I got to the last song and decided to turn it back to normal because I seldom get calls anyway, especially Sunday AM. The last song was sung and the final prayer began.
Quiet as a church mouse then all of a sudden, "BaBa Bad to the Bone, BaBa Bad to the Bone,BaBa Bad to the Bone," and I dug it out of my pocket but hit the wrong button and it just kept on going, so it was a mad dash out the front door. Wife was inside and she said a lot of people craned their neck to see what was going on while chuckling.