Just like any Dr office, fill out the form than at least 2 people ask you all of the questions again.....
I love filling out forms at the doctors office, especially all the questions:
1) Have you fallen recently?
Yes. Off of an extention ladder. Thankfully I was on the first rung.
2) Do you have grab bars in your shower?
Yes. I call it the shower curtain. I use black iron pipe for support.
3) How often do you have s ex?
What is s ex? I remember something about it years ago involving one or more people but forgot how it's played or what the rules were.
4) Do you drink?
Yes, a lot. Water, Pepsi, tea, coffee, even Gatorade but never the watermelon flavor which tastes like skunk urine. Don't ask me how I know
5) Do you have trouble driving?
Yes. I missed 3rd gear in my Mustang street racing a Camaro. He got the jump but I walked him in the end flipping him off.
6) Do you stumble?
Sometimes after too much cough syrup. Probably explains #5. Should I add that to #4?
7) Do you floss?
My dentures? Sometimes.
8) Do you sleep well?
Yes because I have pepper spray for the boogie man.
After turning it in you can hear the office ladies laughing. Patients in the waiting room have a puzzled expression.
