What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

Jstpssng

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Every right comes with an equal amount of responsibility.
 

Frankenkubota

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Every right comes with an equal amount of responsibility.
Wouldn't that be nice? Kinda like do onto others.......

I'm with you 100% but look around.

I've said in the past, we tend to reward irresponsible behavior and punish responsible behavior.
 

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A couple of ways to be fooled...One is to believe what isn't true and another is to refuse to accept what is true...!

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again

-GWB. I know I posted this before but it still cracks me up.
 

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"The simple minded are easily amused"...!
 

2LaneCruzer

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One of my favorite quotes:

"Judy! Judy! Judy! Judy! Judy!"

 

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In just two days from today, tomorrow will be yesterday.
 

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Tastes like chicken

According to some sources, chicken is just barely behind pork as the most consumed meat in the world. So, pretty good chance (about 35%) that it IS chicken. By the time you add alligator, iguana, scorpions, etc you probably do have a winner - more protein tastes like chicken than anything else...
 

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No matter how good the hand soap smells, never ever walk out of the restroom smelling your fingers....

..... Words to live by
 

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There are various quotes or sayings that I have heard or read during the course of my life, that have captured my attention. Some of these have even influenced my life in some way. One of my favorites is: "What is Honor? Honor is what no man can give you, and what no man can take away. Honor is a man's gift to himself." What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
XX is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
 

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"By failing to prepare, you prepare to fail."
Ben Franklin
But I have read somewhere that he did not say that. Who know, I like it though.
 

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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments
 

dnw64

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XX is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.
 

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Probably already posted, but:
"Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"...Jack Nicholson

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."...Groucho Marx

The great W.C.Fields...
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
"I don't drink water. Fish fuc* in it."
"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"I like children. If they're properly cooked."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."
 

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If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

-Snoop
 

2LaneCruzer

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May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".
 

goeduck

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The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.
- John Madden
 

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
—Sam Levenson
 

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"My karma ran over your dogma"...!
 
 
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