What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Jstpssng]

Every right comes with an equal amount of responsibility.

 

[Frankenkubota]

Every right comes with an equal amount of responsibility.

Wouldn't that be nice? Kinda like do onto others.......

I'm with you 100% but look around.

I've said in the past, we tend to reward irresponsible behavior and punish responsible behavior.

 

[Peace]

My all time favorite quote:
I am the Way the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. — Jesus Christ

 

[dnw64]

I think profanity is much more acceptable in society now. Probably caused by Hollywood?

Sad, but true.

 

[dnw64]

Every right comes with an equal amount of responsibility.

YES!!! It's supposed to. But our current societal indulgences do not make it so!

 

[/pine]

A couple of ways to be fooled...One is to believe what isn't true and another is to refuse to accept what is true...!

 

[Steppenwolfe]

A truth can walk naked...but a lie always needs to be dressed...
Kahlil Gibran

 

[Jstpssng]

A couple of ways to be fooled...One is to believe what isn't true and another is to refuse to accept what is true...!

This deserves more than one

 

[goeduck]

A couple of ways to be fooled...One is to believe what isn't true and another is to refuse to accept what is true...!

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again

-GWB. I know I posted this before but it still cracks me up.

 

[/pine]

"The simple minded are easily amused"...!

 

[DGZRT]

People will do exactly what they want to do . No matter what you tell them !

 

[buckeyefarmer]

My all time favorite quote:
I am the Way the Truth and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. — Jesus Christ

Amen

 

[MoKelly]

People will do exactly what they want to do . No matter what you tell them !

I guess that depends on who is doing the “telling”.

MoKelly

 

[DGZRT]

I guess that depends on who is doing the “telling”.

MoKelly

You might delay them but they will still do it .

 

[BravoXray]

Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again

-GWB. I know I posted this before but it still cracks me up.

Yeah, he was a real orator.

 

[MoKelly]

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created … by the —-you know —- you know the thing”.

 

[goeduck]

"The simple minded are easily amused"...!

Arrogance is rooted in stupidity

 

[Peace]

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created … by the —-you know —- you know the thing”.

lol! Epic! This will be quoted in school for generations to come.

 

[Frankenkubota]

Arrogance is rooted in stupidity

i would tell you how amusing this is but i'm afraid you might think i'm arrogant

hee hee

 

[2LaneCruzer]

One of my favorite quotes:

"Judy! Judy! Judy! Judy! Judy!"

 

[/pine]

Arrogance is rooted in stupidity

"Ignorance is bliss"

 

[jojos]

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

 

[Frankenkubota]

granny said, after one of her little pigs got into the corn whiskey...........


a razorbacks a mean drunk

 

[goeduck]

"The simple minded are easily amused"...!

Arrogance is rooted in stupidity

"Ignorance is bliss"

Dumb as a stump

 

[goeduck]

Tastes like chicken

 

[Root Cause]

Some people are clueless. Then there is a sub-group that isn't even suspicious.

 

[Peace]

Some people are clueless. Then there is a sub-group that isn't even suspicious.

lol! New one for me.

 

[Xfaxman]

In just two days from today, tomorrow will be yesterday.

 

[dnw64]

Tastes like chicken

According to some sources, chicken is just barely behind pork as the most consumed meat in the world. So, pretty good chance (about 35%) that it IS chicken. By the time you add alligator, iguana, scorpions, etc you probably do have a winner - more protein tastes like chicken than anything else...

 

[dnw64]

In just two days from today, tomorrow will be yesterday.

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. TODAY is the only day when anything can be done.

 

[goeduck]

According to some sources, chicken is just barely behind pork as the most consumed meat in the world.

Okay, Tastes like Porky Pig

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

 

[BravoXray]

No matter where I go, there I am.

 

[goeduck]

Boy, I say Boy, you are about to exceed the limitations of my medication !

-Foghorn

 

[goeduck]

No matter how good the hand soap smells, never ever walk out of the restroom smelling your fingers....

..... Words to live by

 

[Peace]

Ehh, what’s up Doc? —Bugs Bunny

 

[jyoutz]

There are various quotes or sayings that I have heard or read during the course of my life, that have captured my attention. Some of these have even influenced my life in some way. One of my favorites is: "What is Honor? Honor is what no man can give you, and what no man can take away. Honor is a man's gift to himself." What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

XX is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[goeduck]

Aw, Phooey!

- Donald Duck

 

[2LaneCruzer]

That's all folks!

 

[HawkinsHollow]

"By failing to prepare, you prepare to fail."
Ben Franklin
But I have read somewhere that he did not say that. Who know, I like it though.

 

[goeduck]

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments

 

[dnw64]

XX is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

 

[Fuddy1952]

Probably already posted, but:
"Three things to remember when you get older: never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart"...Jack Nicholson

"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."...Groucho Marx

The great W.C.Fields...
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
"I don't drink water. Fish fuc* in it."
"Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her."
"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
"I like children. If they're properly cooked."
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."

 

[goeduck]

If it’s flipping hamburgers at McDonald’s, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft.

-Snoop

 

[2LaneCruzer]

May have (hopefully!) already been posted:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
One brick shy of a load
Not pulling a full wagon
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
etc.

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".

 

[goeduck]

"His cornbread ain't done in the middle".

Never heard that one before.

 

[Peace]

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

 

[PILOON]

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

As long as there are no hurricanes!

 

[goeduck]

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.
- John Madden

 

[Peace]

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
—Sam Levenson

 

[/pine]

"My karma ran over your dogma"...!