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Jan 15, 2013
St Helens, Tasmania, Australia
JD 4105 / JD Z355E (48" deck)
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
G. Gordon Liddy
The world is not full of "horses' asses", but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.


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Dec 17, 2019
Nothern Indiana
Kubota BX2230, John Deere 430 Diesel
Well, if we're talking about horses and horse's asses, I heard this along time ago from a friend that knew a lot of horse owners.

The definition of a horse show, is a bunch of horses showing their asses to a bunch or horse's asses showing their horses.
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Aug 7, 2013
narrow path...
Ferguson TO30
The critics never see my role as it is - as a man protecting his garden killing poisonous snakes. Instead, they say it's just me again committing violence.
-Charles Bronson
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Mar 4, 2009
What do you call a camel with no humps ?...Humphrey...!

What do you call a camel in Minnesota ?....Lost...!
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Feb 13, 2017
Southeastern Vermont
Kubota B3030 Cab
Well, if we're talking about horses and horse's asses,..
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?

Well, because that's the way they built them in England, and English engineers designed the first US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?

Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the wagon tramways, and that's the gauge they used.
So, why did 'they' use that gauge then?

Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that same wheel spacing.

Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?

Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break more often on some of the old, long distance roads in England . You see, that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.

So who built those old rutted roads?

Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.

And what about the ruts in the roads?

Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match or run the risk of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.)

Now, the twist to the story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah . The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature, of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass. And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's asses control almost everything......
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Oct 5, 2011
Port Orchard WA Kitsap Peninsula, West of Seattle
Kubota BX25
We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. We as a nation meet a new situation by reorganizing; what a wonderful method for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.

Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.

"Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced."

Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

Some I have gleaned over time, Ron