What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

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rontaki

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I was at a restaurant with a friend, and saw Hamm's beer listed on the menu. Next to the listing was "LOSBW". I asked him what that meant, he told me - Lots Of Suds But Watery...
 
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Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.
 
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Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
 
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Hurry on by, Hell ain't half full yet

(for road rage and speeders)
 
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2LaneCruzer

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NO-Wire-Hangers!

There's an even more famous quote from this same movie, but it's X-rated.
 
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Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
 
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2LaneCruzer

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Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
Funny you should mention that. Many years ago, I went to a movie in Enid Oklahoma. I bought some milk duds, and a fountain Coke. My buddy and I decided to sit in the balcony. All was well, until I took a big sip of my Coke. Besides the Coke and ice, there was something in that sip that in my mouth felt like a big old fuzzy caterpillar. Needless to say, the folks below me got a nice bath of Coca Cola, ice, and another unidentified object.
 
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Fuddy1952

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Movie Theaters!
I bet some of the funniest stories could be told...experiences there.
My wife, early 1972 we went to an old theater in downtown Lynchburg, Va. (Warner). I'm 19, 6ft 125# super skinny, she was a skinny 17yo. Theater was almost empty so we sat in middle, large drinks & popcorn. The movie starts. Suddenly I'm folded up in the seat!!! Food everywhere. I turn around and size 13 army boots in my face! Now I'm thinking there's some big Marine messing with me...but I don't care...adrenaline was flowing, I may get my axx beat but I'll get a few good whacks in on this sob.
I get up finding an elderly intoxicated little old black lady!
So...we moved after I washed up in restroom.
I worked at another theater while going to college. Every night was exciting!
 
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Everybody takes a beating sometime...

Henry Hill in Goodfellas.
 
 
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