brin
Super Member
See if you folks agree.....I got a real kick out of this one..:laughing: The Mods will move it if it offends anyone...:thumbsup:
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A SENIOR‹… DRIVER'S LICENSE
A man was sitting on his lawn reading and sunning, when he was startled by a late model car crashing through the hedge coming to rest.
He helped an elderly driver out, and set her in a lawn chair.
goodness he exclaimed,you are quite old to be driving!
Yes she replied, I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore. Yes, she continued..."The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of
a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket.
You won't be needing this anymore, he said!
"So I thanked him and left!!!
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A SENIOR‹… DRIVER'S LICENSE
A man was sitting on his lawn reading and sunning, when he was startled by a late model car crashing through the hedge coming to rest.
He helped an elderly driver out, and set her in a lawn chair.
goodness he exclaimed,you are quite old to be driving!
Yes she replied, I am old enough that I don't need a license anymore. Yes, she continued..."The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of
a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket.
You won't be needing this anymore, he said!
"So I thanked him and left!!!