Written for my dog and sung to Jingle Bells:
Jingle butt, Jingle butt
Jingle all the way
It's no fun to pee outside
When it's cold as ice all day
Jingle butt, Jingle butt
Jingle all the way
It's no fun to pee outside
When it's cold as ice all day
Dashing through the snow
With her ***** footed grace
O'er the lawn she goes
To find the perfect place
Tags on collar ring
Her two worlds then collide
It's no fun to go potty
When your bathroom is outside
Oh, Jingle butt, Jingle butt
Jingle all the way
It's no fun to pee outside
When it's cold as ice all day
Jingle butt, Jingle butt
Jingle all the way
It's no fun to pee outside
When it's cold as ice all day
A day or two ago
The temperature was ten
She tried to hold it back
But then had to go again
She trotted on the ice
She almost seemed to frown
She squatted to do business
And then froze right to the ground
Oh, Jingle butt, Jingle butt
Jingle all the way
It's no fun to pee outside
When it's cold as ice all day
Jingle butt, Jingle butt
Jingle all the way
It's no fun to pee outside
When it's cold as ice all day