paccorti
Gold Member
- Joined
- May 21, 2000
- Messages
- 481
- Tractor
- TC35D with 16LA Loader
I mean this as a humorous post so here goes.
+ HST is easy to drive very productive
- HST is easy to drive very productive in wife's hands
+ Diesels are very fuel efficient
- Refuelling my tractor involves holding a 5 gallon can 5' in the air
+ FEL is an incredibly useful piece of equipment
- FEL is an incredibly useful piece of equipment that makes you so lazy you find yourself trying to scoop individual 1 lb rocks (in the pasture) cause you're too lazy to get off the tractor
+ Rotary cutter can grind up just about everything
- Rotary cutter can grind up just about everything except ROCKS which sounds like someone just shoved a grenade up your cutter
+ Friends and neighbors are impressed with your new tractor
- Friends and neighbors are impressed with your new tractor and want to borrow it
+ Your 4 year old son is proud of the new tractor and tells everyone that you have a '35D
- Your average person dosen't know squat about tractors, they think you got a lawn and garden tractor or a bulldozer
+ Your new tractor is an enginnering marvel that represents the height of human acheivement
- Your new tractor makes the slightest weird sound and you get a knot in your stomach
+ While driving the tractor, your wife looks like the picture of tractoring experience
- While engaging PTO, wife flutters hands and stares at levers like she's in the cockpit of a SR71 Blackbird
+ Tractors are useful for people who have horses
- People with tractors don't need horses. Tractors ride like bucking broncos (at 1/10 the speed)
Any others?
Peter
+ HST is easy to drive very productive
- HST is easy to drive very productive in wife's hands
+ Diesels are very fuel efficient
- Refuelling my tractor involves holding a 5 gallon can 5' in the air
+ FEL is an incredibly useful piece of equipment
- FEL is an incredibly useful piece of equipment that makes you so lazy you find yourself trying to scoop individual 1 lb rocks (in the pasture) cause you're too lazy to get off the tractor
+ Rotary cutter can grind up just about everything
- Rotary cutter can grind up just about everything except ROCKS which sounds like someone just shoved a grenade up your cutter
+ Friends and neighbors are impressed with your new tractor
- Friends and neighbors are impressed with your new tractor and want to borrow it
+ Your 4 year old son is proud of the new tractor and tells everyone that you have a '35D
- Your average person dosen't know squat about tractors, they think you got a lawn and garden tractor or a bulldozer
+ Your new tractor is an enginnering marvel that represents the height of human acheivement
- Your new tractor makes the slightest weird sound and you get a knot in your stomach
+ While driving the tractor, your wife looks like the picture of tractoring experience
- While engaging PTO, wife flutters hands and stares at levers like she's in the cockpit of a SR71 Blackbird
+ Tractors are useful for people who have horses
- People with tractors don't need horses. Tractors ride like bucking broncos (at 1/10 the speed)
Any others?
Peter