Mowing Check out this new fangle boom mower....

[Tig]

If you watch untill 3:50 the mower starts smokin. I was expecting them to dip it in the pond to cool it off.

 

[Scooby074]

I always wondered why you need a license to run a crane.....now i know.

 

[Flatheadyoungin]

"Hey, Bill, could I borrow your new zero-turn for a couple of hours tonight? I'd like to try one out and see if it'll meet my needs......I'll clean it up before I return it......"

 

[groundcover]

Now they will need to make the mower a little bigger to hold the new warning sticker:"NOT FOR AREAL USE,MAY CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH" !

 

[SnowRidge]

Oh see, Z. Z. Rider
Oh see, what you have done now
Oh see, Z. Z. Rider
I said see, what you have done now
Ahh, you made me kill you
Now, now, now, now your man has gone

Oh, I'm going with my baby
And I won't be back 'til fall yeah
Oh, I'm going with my baby
And I won't be back 'til fall yeah
And if I find me a new girl
I won't be back at all

Ah, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, won't you mow along with me
Jenny, Jenny - whoo - Jenny, Jenny
Jenny Jenny Jenny, won't you mow along with me
Jenny, Jenny - whoo - Jenny, Jenny
I worry 'bout you, baby, broken now in misery

Spinnin', spinnin', spinnin', spinnin' like a spinnin' top
Jenny, Jenny - whoo - Jenny, Jenny
Spinnin', spinnin', spinnin', spinnin' like a spinnin' top
Jenny, Jenny - whoo - Jenny, Jenny
Come along baby, you oughta see her hit that rock

With appologies to Mitch Ryder and Chuck Willis.