Got any "Old Sayings" in your area

[bakerg]

My dad always said " Make hay while the sun shines"

He's a few bricks short of a full load.
Not playing with a full deck.
If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.:laughing:
And since I'm Canadian "Eh":thumbsup:

 

[outinthetalgrass]

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshirt….

Up a polluted tributary without feasible means of locomotion
( thats the cleaned up version of up sh&* creek without a paddle)


and my all time favorite, is my dads saying, when working on a project at my place,
and its not perfect.... "Won't be able to see it from my house".

 

[studor]

The things you see when you don't have a gun

 

[wdchyd]

The first one that comes to mind is:

A fartin' horse will never tire, and a fartin' man is the one to hire.

I've heard this and still love it..!!..

This thread is gonna get some good mileage.....:thumbsup:......Keepum Comin'

 

[dcyrilc]

I'd like to help you but I can't fix stupid

If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you.

 

[wdchyd]

If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you.

Everybody has a right to MY opinion

 

[dcyrilc]

A former coworker used so say:

If you're waiting on my youre backing up..

And if you need me, I'll call you!

If it ain't broke, then keep trying.

 

[dcyrilc]

Or.......

If it ain't broke, then don't fix it.

 

[MaineTWLSB]

Up here in 'Vacationland', whenever a tourist asks for directions they're told, "You can't there from here."

 

[wdchyd]

My houndleys favorite:

Hare Today, Stew Tomorrow