Sprinklerman
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It was time , Ihad the sit down with my 11 year old son , he is heading for middle school this fall . So I explained to him that there is no Santa claus . "But Dad i saw the pictures of him in our basement " Yup , Ben thats called photo shop on the computer . " You mean you were lying to us all this time " Ben its a tradition . and sorry we are the easter Bunny , and tooth fairy also . He was a bit disappointed , but lived . Then he asks " Is there anything else ? " Well yes there is . What do you know about where babies come from ? He knew more than I thought . But when I explained that it goes inside ......................
"THATS GROSS " , " You had to do that to mom ? " Yes thats how it works . I told him dont discuss this with his 8 year old brother . Then he said " So you and mom had to do that 2 whole times " I paused , Yes as much as I hated it , we did it twice . ........................... 1 little lie
"THATS GROSS " , " You had to do that to mom ? " Yes thats how it works . I told him dont discuss this with his 8 year old brother . Then he said " So you and mom had to do that 2 whole times " I paused , Yes as much as I hated it , we did it twice . ........................... 1 little lie