Has anyone else here recieved this survey letter?

[MossflowerWoods]

Well, which is considered worse...jokes, buffoonery, and foolishness, or good old ordinary postwhoring?

You got that, MossflowerWoods? :laughing:

Which is Worse? WHY YOU BILL OF COURSE!

You are the role model for ALL THREE!


Be well you Old foolish, jokester, postwhoring, buffoon...
David

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I pick the brand that is cheapest, yet has the thickest foil. It does not take much foil to cover my head and I figure the thickest foil would provide the best protection from the mind rays. I need to buy cheaper foil because the hats tend to wear out and any little hole in the hats will let THEM read my mind.

If you think I am paranoid, look what flies over my house ALL OF THE TIME. Constantly. Half the time it is these infernal flying machines and the rest of the time it is them thar Apaches. They can't scalp me with my foil hat protection! HA!

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The Black Copters are watching me but I am watching them! AH HA!

Not only am *** I *** watching the Black Copter, others are watching as well.....

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The hawks and I have been talking, but so far, they have refused to wear the foil hats I have made for them. Someday they will realize the error of their ways....

Later,
Dan

Those are my hawks and they are fitted with high resolution cameras ! "We" have been watching you for years ! P.S. burn the shirt !

 

[smstonypoint]

Well, which is considered worse...jokes, buffoonery, and foolishness, or good old ordinary postwhoring?

You got that, MossflowerWoods? :laughing:

Which is Worse? WHY YOU BILL OF COURSE!

You are the role model for ALL THREE!


Be well you Old foolish, jokester, postwhoring, buffoon...
David

Gentlemen:

Enough of the name calling. Let's get back to the topic at hand -- aluminum foil deflectors.

I have read that the CIA's mind control center in Area 51 has developed a new technology that thwarts all foil deflectors. The Acme Corporation manufactures the Pulsar Mach I (pictured below) and claims that the Mach I defeats the new technology.

I'm thinking that reports pooh-poohing foil deflectors come from the CIA and Acme is a CIA front. The deflectors work and the Pulsar is a Trojan Horse.

Your thoughts?

Sincerely,
Xenu*



* Further evidence of the CIA's nefarious activities comes from the fact that the Pulsar ads are targeted at specific individuals who wear deflectors.

 

[Bigfoot62]

. . . Let's get back to the topic at hand -- aluminum foil deflectors. . . .

Hey, if you want to wear a tin hat, that's fine by me. Just be sure to post pictures. We could use some entertainment since the joke thread got closed.

 

[Alan L.]

Nothing good can come from giving out personal information. If it were me I would decline.

 

[NHmitch]

We just filled ours out for the year. The make you complete it by November 1st, and it is not optional. I am not sure what they would do if you didn't, but I am OK with the USDA survey because I know that it helps them work on demographics for grants.

The only surveys that I respond to are the ones required by law, like this one: USDA - NASS, Census of Agriculture

And, if you've never seen this before, it's just because you're not a REAL FARMER!!!

 

[JDgreen227]

Well, well, well....the RTI interviewer was here a few minutes ago and I spent two minutes answering basic information on the screening questions for her that she entered into a handheld computer. Appears I am not going to be chosen for an interview...darn, I already blew the $30 on a case of premium beer. :laughing: The questions were about my age, # of people residing at this address, and a few more basic queries.

 

[Bigfoot62]

Well, well, well....the RTI interviewer was here a few minutes ago and I spent two minutes answering basic information on the screening questions . . . The questions were about my age, . . .

That's what did it. You're too old.

 

[JDgreen227]

That's what did it. You're too old.

GOOD ONE...:laughing: :thumbsup:

 

[MossflowerWoods]

That's what did it. You're too old.

Actually I suspect whe he started introducing the cats as his children he was disqualified...

David