From the article:How drunk do you have to be to realize there is a man stuck on your windshield???
Yahoo!
Brilliant...Wilkins, a former addict who became a drug and alcohol counselor, wept and said she'd been drinking that night but wasn't drunk. She said she had been "self-medicating" while waiting for knee-replacement surgery and had consumed three airplane-size bottles of vodka and a can of Budweiser beer and Clamato before starting to drive.
Another case here recently.
Cyclist: Driver didn't see me stuck in windshield
Her attorney will probably suggest that the vodka producer slipped a "Milky" in her drinks at the facility. Lawyers has been known to offer more off the wall defense than that.