LazyK
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A really well-fed looking land or river otter cruises through my area every summer around duck hatching time or just before. I really would like to suicide him or trap his duck-kill'in [censored] and give him/her to the zoo. I've got three Rotts, level 2 Schutzhund trained, but I'm a-feared they otter not take on the otter! If it's mate was nearby, by
by two years of my training efforts and three good friends.
'Nother pond goodie was the 875' of 3-rail 2x6,
6x6 post fence the Kitsap County, state and feds built and subsidized. They brought in a crew of 5 16-18 yr old guys(Job Core from Olympia) I had to front the money and delivery of materials to the job site. My cost,after calling in some favors at the lumber yard...$875
The Wetlands Protection boys built it in 4 days.(Hell for stout) Gave me a 5th free day of labor with the crew and supervisor to erect t-posts and 4x4 pasture fence around the whole back side of the pond. Ten days later I received a $1200 check from the Kitsap County Water Quality folks reimbursing me their estimated cost of materials for the job.
OK, you say, Where's the hook??
In writing, reviewed by my attorney, a bi-lateral agreement saying basically: If I kept my horses, by virtue of this cool fence, away from my pond, a certain distance...for 10 years...the fence was free of incumberances.
If I wanted to water my livestock or any thing contrary to leaving the pond for nesting birds etc...I could reimburse the county for the pro-rated depreciated value of the fence, and the deal was through. No eminent domain, no Protected Species Act of '74, '82.....ad nauseum, no Wetlands R2D2 fine print. All this happened 8 years ago. 2 more years and I'll be able to take down a 10' section and let my tractor buddies drive right into the pond to change their oil and wash their rigs!
Seriously, I found out that there are mega-bucks out there, in all states, that these bunny-stroking, tree- hugging, sprout-eating pencil-necked burearcrats HAVE to spend this nifty SAVE THE POND money or loose it...ie their power base. I'm on a rant, but there's fun duckets to be had doing tractor related stuff. (Tim Allen noises)
P.S. Being fairly new to this fine forum, I do not want to appear to be a 'wiseguy' or a man of glib, shallow inconsiderations of others' sensitivity.
There is the 'joke' world and there is the real world. I trust we all can lighten up...or...get a cup.
Lazy K - Chip <P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by LazyK on 11/5/00 01:13 AM.</FONT></P>
by two years of my training efforts and three good friends.
'Nother pond goodie was the 875' of 3-rail 2x6,
6x6 post fence the Kitsap County, state and feds built and subsidized. They brought in a crew of 5 16-18 yr old guys(Job Core from Olympia) I had to front the money and delivery of materials to the job site. My cost,after calling in some favors at the lumber yard...$875
The Wetlands Protection boys built it in 4 days.(Hell for stout) Gave me a 5th free day of labor with the crew and supervisor to erect t-posts and 4x4 pasture fence around the whole back side of the pond. Ten days later I received a $1200 check from the Kitsap County Water Quality folks reimbursing me their estimated cost of materials for the job.
OK, you say, Where's the hook??
In writing, reviewed by my attorney, a bi-lateral agreement saying basically: If I kept my horses, by virtue of this cool fence, away from my pond, a certain distance...for 10 years...the fence was free of incumberances.
If I wanted to water my livestock or any thing contrary to leaving the pond for nesting birds etc...I could reimburse the county for the pro-rated depreciated value of the fence, and the deal was through. No eminent domain, no Protected Species Act of '74, '82.....ad nauseum, no Wetlands R2D2 fine print. All this happened 8 years ago. 2 more years and I'll be able to take down a 10' section and let my tractor buddies drive right into the pond to change their oil and wash their rigs!
Seriously, I found out that there are mega-bucks out there, in all states, that these bunny-stroking, tree- hugging, sprout-eating pencil-necked burearcrats HAVE to spend this nifty SAVE THE POND money or loose it...ie their power base. I'm on a rant, but there's fun duckets to be had doing tractor related stuff. (Tim Allen noises)
P.S. Being fairly new to this fine forum, I do not want to appear to be a 'wiseguy' or a man of glib, shallow inconsiderations of others' sensitivity.
There is the 'joke' world and there is the real world. I trust we all can lighten up...or...get a cup.
Lazy K - Chip <P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by LazyK on 11/5/00 01:13 AM.</FONT></P>