What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #101  
"Don't come to a battle of wits if you're unarmed" :)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #102  
Aim at nothing and hit it every time.

There is always enough time, money, and energy for the things you REALLY want to do.

"I am your Fath-er" [mechanical breathing sounds included], Darth Vader

"I try to think and nothing happens!" Curly

David
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #104  
"Do or Do Not. There is no Try" - Yoda

"I'll be baack" - Ahnold

"Why didn't anyone tell me my @ss was so HUGE" - Spaceballs

"That's the combination to my Luggage!" - Spaceballs

"It's good to be the King!" - History of the world Pt 1

"He not pining for the Fjords! He's blooming demised" - Monty Python

David
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #105  
If I can't fix it, I'll tear it up so bad no one can.

Have a coke and a smile and shut the f@#$ up!

Your proper lack of planning does not necessarily constitute an emergency on my part.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Why do it once right when you can do it wrong three times.


Scott
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #106  
It's not true love but it's not bad.

A Sailor will spend a third of his pay on Women, and a third on Booze, and the other third he'll spend foolishly.

Dad always use to say "Tender as a Mother-in-laws Kiss"........
(I still don't think I understand that one.)

It's better to shoot a Star and hit a Stump than shoot at a Stump and miss.

When someone claims that's not Fair........Response: The Fair's in October and that's the only fair you're going to get.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was.....
--Satchel Paige

Charlie
 
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   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #107  
Dad always use to say "Tender as a Mother-in-laws Kiss"........
(I still don't think I understand that one.)
... I'd understand that to mean "rough - and loaded with thinly veiled contempt" :laughing:
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #108  
"There is no such thing as 'sailorproof'"

On of my own personal ones I made up is "I was a sailor and a sergent, I can drink, I can cuss, and I can fight. Not necessarily in that order..."

I just asked my wife what are some things I commonly say that maybe the girls will repeat later in life and she said "RIGHT NOW" and "KNOCK IT OFF" and "Turn out the lights when you leave the room"...

David
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #109  
"If at first you succeed...quit........things can only go downhill from here"

"If you have a pet cat... it is the master your are its slave
If you have a pet dog... you are the master it is the slave
But a pig always treats you as an equal"
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #110  
Seven P's rule.........Prior peticular planning prevents pi$$ poor performance
 
 
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