Yes, this really happened

[jinman]

We've probably all heard the similar joke, but this really happened. Sheesh!

Massage Student

 

[Western]

The wife and I saw that on the news last night, we both said the same thing at the same time "that was stupid" I feel for the victim and hope they catch this nut before he kills someone, but why/who in the world would buy that story? If you don't invite them over or make the call yourself be aware.

 

[20 20]

What was that lady thinking?????? "Oh come on in stranger, and put your hands all over my body, sounds great" DAAAAAAAAAA, some folks just don't get it !!!!!!

Plus she changed clothes and even unhooked her bra.

 

[LMTC]

The wife and I saw that on the news last night, we both said the same thing at the same time "that was stupid" I feel for the victim and hope they catch this nut before he kills someone, but why/who in the world would buy that story? If you don't invite them over or make the call yourself be aware.

And do what to him for what reason? He stopped when she said stop, and had her permission for what he did up to that point. A scam? Of course. A crime? I think not.

 

[EddieWalker]

Gotta admire the guy for being creative. Unfortunately, that chick is either going to have to wake up and get a clue, or she's going to get into allot of trouble. I can't believe that she let a total stranger into her home, got almost nude, and let him feel her up. It really makes me wonder about some people and how they get into some of these situations.

Eddie

 

[beenthere]

We are raising some "dumb" kids. Hopefully over 50% are not that dumb. She must have had some hots for experimenting with this guy, to let him past the door knob.
As to the guy, he's got a lot of nerve, but I kinda like his brave approach. Sounds like he was just too aggressive.

 

[Dutch445]

and a charge may be filed
for the hug...

 

[jinman]

Maybe the punchline to all this is that massage school enrollment just went up by 400%.

 

[brin]

We are raising some "dumb" kids. Hopefully over 50% are not that dumb. She must have had some hots for experimenting with this guy, to let him past the door knob.
As to the guy, he's got a lot of nerve, but I kinda like his brave approach. Sounds like he was just too aggressive.

I think you are right ..get a load of this.....
______

> How
> do these
> people
> survive?
>
> ONE
> Recently,
> when I went to
> McDonald's I saw on the
> menu
> that you could
> have an order of 6, 9 or 12
> Chicken McNuggets.
> I asked for a
> half dozen nuggets.
> 'We don't have
> half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager
> at the
> counter.
> 'You don't?'
> I replied.
> 'We only have
> six, nine, or twelve,'
> was the
> reply.
> 'So I
> can't order a half
> dozen nuggets,
> but I can order six?'
> 'That's
> right.' So I
> shook my head and ordered
> six
> McNuggets
>
> (Unbelievable
> but sadly
> true...)
> TWO
> I
> was checking out
> at the local Walmart with just
> a
> few
> items and the
> lady behind me put her things on the
> belt close to
> mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers'
>
> that
> they
> keep by the cash register and
> placed it between
> our
> things
> so they wouldn't
>
> get mixed.
> After the girl
> had scanned all
>
> of my items, she picked up the
> 'divider',
> looking it all over for the bar code so she
> could scan
> it.
> Not
> finding the bar code, she
> said to
> me,
> 'Do
> you know how much this is?'
> I said to her
> 'I've changed my mind; I don't
> think I'll buy
> that today.'
> She said 'OK,'
> and I paid her
> for the things and left.
> She had no clue
> to what had just happened.
>
> THREE
> A
> woman at work was seen putting a
> credit
> card
> into
> her floppy drive and pulling
> it out very
> quickly.
> When I
> inquired as to
> what she was doing, she said
> she
> was shopping on
>
> the Internet and they kept asking
> for a credit card
> number, so she was using the ATM
> 'thingy.'
> (keep shuddering!!)
>
> FOUR
> I
> recently saw a distraught
> young lady
> weeping beside her car.
> 'Do you need some
> help?' I asked.
> She replied,
> 'I knew I
> should have replaced the battery
> to
> this remote door unlocker. Now I can't
> get into my
> car.
> Do
> you think they (pointing
> to a
> distant convenience store)
> would have a
> battery to fit
> this?'
> 'Hmmm, I
> don't know. Do
> you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
> 'No, just this
> remote thingy,' she answered, handing
> it
> and
> the car keys to me. As I took the
> key and
> manually
> unlocked
> the door, I replied,
> 'Why don't
> you drive over there
> and check
> about the
> batteries. It's a long walk....'
>
> PLEASE
> just lay down
> before you hurt yourself !!!
>
>
> FIVE
> Several
> years ago, we
> had an Intern who was none too
> swift.
> One
> day she was
> typing and turned to a secretary and said,
> 'I'm
> almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'
> 'Just
> use paper from the photocopier', the secretary
> told
> her.
> With
> that, the intern took her last
> remaining
> blank piece of paper,
> put
> it on the
> photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank'
> copies.
>
> Brunette,
> by the
> way!!
>
> SIX
> A
> mother calls 911 very
> worried asking
> the dispatcher if she needs to
> take her kid to
> the emergency room, the kid had
> eaten ants. The
> dispatcher tells her to give the
> kid some Benadryl
> and he should be fine, the
> mother says, 'I
> just gave him some ant
> killer......'
>
> Dispatcher:
> 'Rush him in to emergency!'
>
> Life
> is tough. It's
> even tougher if you're stupid!!!!

 

[Cat_Driver]

Funniest one for me was at a local Walmart. On a all the employees in big bold print on the back of the vest it said " ASK ME FOR ASSISTANCE".I asked for assistance and the employee didn't speak a work of English.

Hmmmmmmmm