Husband asks wife, would you like a bowl of ice cream? She says 輩es but I want nuts on it, whipped cream and a cherry. You better write this down, you'll forget". He says "ice cream, nuts, whipped cream, cherry, I got this, no need to write anything down".
Off he goes to the kitchen, he's gone about 1/2 hour, comes back and hands her a plate of bacon, eggs and toast.
She says " I told you to write it down, you forgot the Ketchup!"
Happy birthday Murph!