Toss me a joke!
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HowlingWolf
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Three groups go hunting in the forest for rabbit. The first group CIA ops come out and say no forest, no rabbit. The second group fire fighters come out and report the forest on fire and the rabbit was a pyromaniac. The third group police officers come out with a bear in handcuffs and a black eye. They say the bear confessed to being a rabbit. :laughing:
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A priest, a rabbi and a preacher walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? A joke?"
Who loves you?
Put your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car and close the lid. Come back in an hour and see who's happy to see you.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan!
For the blonds,
Why did the blond climb out on the roof?
Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
Who loves you?
Put your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car and close the lid. Come back in an hour and see who's happy to see you.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four it would be a chicken sedan!
For the blonds,
Why did the blond climb out on the roof?
Someone told her the drinks were on the house.
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Wanna see a joke look at the new sad story my dad hired to work at the landfill we run.
The inlaw joke is so true 2 years married and truer words never spoken about them lol.
The inlaw joke is so true 2 years married and truer words never spoken about them lol.
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Science reveals really remarkable things. Why just the other day I heard that if you took all a man's blood vessels out of his body and put them end to end as far as they could reach, you'd kill him.
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A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are sitting around one day discussing which of them is best at converting others to their faith. They agree to a competition. Each will go into the forest and attempt to convert a bear.
Later they are comparing notes.
The Priest said he found a bear, had a discussion, sprinkled him with holy water and the bear began saying his catechism.
The Minister said he found a bear, told him about Jesus and the bear came to communion next week.
They then asked the Rabbi how he did?
Well, ...............he said, maybe I shouldn't have started with a circumcision.
Later they are comparing notes.
The Priest said he found a bear, had a discussion, sprinkled him with holy water and the bear began saying his catechism.
The Minister said he found a bear, told him about Jesus and the bear came to communion next week.
They then asked the Rabbi how he did?
Well, ...............he said, maybe I shouldn't have started with a circumcision.
brin
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Things have changed...
When I first started I posted a joke in the country living forum and at the time thought it to be true and not a joke and had a Moderator delte my post and PM'ed me that Jokes were not allowed...I told the Moderator ( he know who he is ) that I would not even smile from now on when I post...So I never smile when I post...
When I first started I posted a joke in the country living forum and at the time thought it to be true and not a joke and had a Moderator delte my post and PM'ed me that Jokes were not allowed...I told the Moderator ( he know who he is ) that I would not even smile from now on when I post...So I never smile when I post...
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Why is it impossible to solve a murder in redneck country?
No dental records and everyone has the same DNA
No dental records and everyone has the same DNA
BobRip
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I bought a tractor with a 3pt hitch! :laughing:
(it is the Power Trac forum
Actually that's not funny it's just stupid.- Status
