Deep Philosophical Question about Tractors

[MiserableOldFart]

I was on facebook just a little while ago and looking at a facebook friend's pictures of Ford Mustangs, and it suddenly occurred to me that there is this ridiculous custom of posing half naked young women with the cars.

Why don't they do this with tractors? They are more expensive than cars, and I think we are being discriminated against here. Car shows are always full of ******-clad women.. are tractor shows?

 

[Ford tractor]

Obviously tractor guys don't need to "compensate" like car show guys do...

 

[bigbull338]

thats because us tractor guys would ignore the ****** girl,am give the tractor a complete going over.

 

[Combustix]

Hmmmm half naked young girl next to my tractor. I'm not finding anything ridiculous about this. Time to make hay while the sun shines:licking::laughing:

 

[ModMech]

Young girls = young guys, if the guys NEED cars to attract the girls, then there is a problem.

Older guys do not NEED cars to attract girls, there is no reason for the girls to make suggestive tractor calendars, although it would have benefits. The guys old enough to OWN a tractor do not need to impress a gal with a car, not that they couldn't.

Put another way, the younger crowd seems to focus on what you have (car), not what you can do with it

 

[250C]

More pictures taken of fat men on tractors than scatly clad babes so it evens out the car pictures---it's in the camera rule book LOL.

 

[arrow]

There was always the psychology of attracting girls with cool cars and that's how they sell more cars. If you had to go into town to rustle up some darlings would you use the Mustang or a John Deere 4005? As my rustling up days have long since past, I'd use the tractor with the hopes of getting some big armed woman who could lift a stout round of wood to place on the splitter. I'd also tow the splitter behind the tractor to further enhance the slaying factor.

 

[oldballs]

Isn't there a song, "She thinks my tractor is sexy".

 

[Turbys_1700]

Tractors are a "guy thing"...
Sorta like "my daddy is better than your daddy"...
Or "mine's bigger than yourn"...

 

[gwdixon]

Check out post #19, 21 in this post:

Hot Women and motorized sports - Page 2 - Toyota Tundra Forums : Tundra Solutions Forum

 

[nspec]

thats because us tractor guys would ignore the ****** girl,am give the tractor a complete going over.

Ha Ha! You're absolutely right!!

 

[JoelD]

Maybe car guys are smarter?

I can't think of to many other reasons to be honest.

 

[sailorman]

Oh the advertising works in the female direction also . Own our car girls, and you will look just like the girl standing by our car .

 

[jake98]

Check out post #19, 21 in this post:

Hot Women and motorized sports - Page 2 - Toyota Tundra Forums : Tundra Solutions Forum

I like her rollover protection..

 

[tcreeley]

Tractors are still relatively new as a market. The old market was for agriculture. Now it is shifting to add older men with some money to spend and a bit of land to play on. As time goes on there will probably be pin-up and calendar girls thrown in, along with side ads for geritol, heart pills, and viagara!

 

[JoeinTX]

To be completely literal and realistic, tractors aren't associated with ***. Muscle cars are.

Why? Look at the sites and publications associated with each. Muscle cars are all about riding them up and down the city streets hoping they attract attention. Most "muscle" cars are owned by middle/older aged men. In general, young guys don't have the disposable income necessary for a muscle car fetish. Older guys, less attractive to the model-type girl, do. For gear-heads with extra money who pine for fantasies in their younger years.......a gal in a ****** is perfectly placed.

For a guy needing to cut 40 acres and dig a tank on a budget.............****** gals are they furthest thing from their mind at that point. For tractors, work is implied and expected. For muscle cars, quite the opposite, it's leisure and fantasy time.

 

[2458n]

Please do not tell my female neighbor this. Apparently she is quite confused.

 

[Farmwithjunk]

In MY world, they're waiting for me in the barn.....

At least a man can still have dreams anyway.............

 

[LarryD]

In MY world, they're waiting for me in the barn.....

At least a man can still have dreams anyway.............

NO more excuses for putting off that barn build, should I go with a pole building or stick frame FJ?:laughing:

 

[Short Game]

What we've done in the back seats of our tractors is nobody else's business.