What do you do with your ashes?

   / What do you do with your ashes? #21  
thanks lockhaven, will have to try that method when I go down to Oregon:laughing:
 
   / What do you do with your ashes? #22  
I also mix my ash with leaves in a compost pile. Leaves are acidic when they rot so the ash does a good job of neutralizing the ph. The ash/rotted leaf mix seems to produce better yields from my garden than manure or any type of synthetic fertilizer, especially on crops like squash and pumpkins. I always make an ash pile next to the leaf pile, on the downwind side, since a few years ago when I dumped hot ashes directly on the leaves and ended up with a leaf pile that smoldered over several weeks. I mix the piles together in the spring with the loader.
 
   / What do you do with your ashes? #23  
Told the wife I want to be cremated, she asked what do you want done with your ashes? I told her to flush them down the toilet, she looked at me funny, I told her I've been sh*t on all my life, so why should the afterlife be any different. :laughing:

OK, before anyone gets to upset, it was a joke OK. I have actually had a pretty good life. Been married to the same woman for over 36 years, two healthy kids and three healthy grandsons.
 
   / What do you do with your ashes? #24  
I throw miy pellet ashes in the road after the plow goes by, it mixes well with the cinders and the tons or road salt they don't hesitate to use.
 
   / What do you do with your ashes? #25  
I just toss them in the garden, in the woods or wherever we don't walk, away from the house.

Obviously do not use a cardboard box. Too many people have burned their houses down after putting ashes they thought were cold in a cardboard box and putting the box on the porch. I knew someone who did that and my wife knows someone else.
 
   / What do you do with your ashes? #26  
Told the wife I want to be cremated, she asked what do you want done with your ashes? I told her to flush them down the toilet,

I 've left instructions to have my butt buried pointing up above ground . Many have asked, " Why, so people can kiss your a* * " . My reply is, " No, so they have a place to park their bike when they visit " .
 
   / What do you do with your ashes? #27  
The way I do it is dig a hole in the ice, take and sprinkle a can of peas around the hole and when a bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole. How do you do it?

Only in Alaska ...
 
   / What do you do with your ashes? #28  
   / What do you do with your ashes? #29  
Okay you left this wide open ... are you saying you have a ash hole?

I hope so.... If not... I would have eventually have ash piles .... which don't sound like much fun at all ..... :)
 
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   / What do you do with your ashes? #30  
This thread caught my eye, as I do burials at sea from my boat, but the ashes from the wood stove and pellet stove, go in the garden, and on the lawn. All kind of ashes do away with.
 

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