What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[PILOON]

As a child when I wanted what others had, mother would say:

"Because a dog urinates in the street it doesn't mean you have to"

 

[farmgirl19]

I had a boss that used to say, "That's enough to pizz off the Pope!"

 

[toppop52]

Like I said earlier, and I had reaffirmed last night;"Time waits for no man, but every man waits on a woman."

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"If it hadn't been for Thomas Edison, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight".

"Success is getting what you want...Happiness is wanting what you get."

Brother Dave Gardener, ca. 1964

 

[simmy5823]

If you don't like this speed you sure ant a going to like the other one I got it is so slow that I don't even like it

 

[creekbend]

"That's enough to make a Preacher Cuss".

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
May West

 

[cqaigy2]

You must be Dutch or German, don't hear the term Oma much.

"We are put here to werk and suffer"! My Oma, as I complained about my chores.

I was thinking the same, i haven't heard that since being a little one getting into trouble.

 

[Jim Shooz]

Why don't you go p*ss on your belly and play with the steam

 

[farmgirl19]

You can wish in one hand and Pizz in the other, and see which one fills up the quickest.