I just saw bigfoot

Danscaper · May 26, 2013

kind of sounds like it was my wife from your description. Did this beast have a missing arm? Having a hard time getting her to sign the papers if you know what I mean

jerrybob · May 26, 2013

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

farm88 · May 26, 2013

I went out and counted the beers on the porch. I only drank 17 last night. I guess since it was a full moon he was out running around. Yes he had 2 legs and 2 arms. I am going to go look for tracks and a dead deer later.

stuckmotor · May 26, 2013

dave1949 said:
TBN house rules; If there is no pic, it didn't happen. :laughing:

I knew a young man with a delinquent bent who said, "If nobody saw you, you didn't do it".

Midniteoyl · May 26, 2013

farm88 said:
I was sitting out on my porch tonight sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there. I heard a loud noise roarrrrrrr. It woke me up. Then a bigfoot came through my yard chasing a doe. It was about 8 feet tall and gray. There was a awful odor as it ran by. It was the wildest beast I have seen. I am going to go out tomorrow and look for tracks and a dead dear. Has anyone else seen bigfoot.

"...sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there"

farm88 · May 26, 2013

Midniteoyl said:
"...sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there"

Yep and I feel asleep with on in my hand and spilled it on my self. It was nice to wake up with wet pants.

rekees4300 · May 26, 2013

farm88 said:
I only drank 17 last night.

Maybe it was Buck who was chasing the doe?

daveshoot · May 26, 2013

I totally get this because there are small crop circles in my lawn, where the aliens land their craft. They look sorta like when you bottom out a mower tire in a pipe trench that's overgrown. I can't tell if there are many tiny aliens, or multiple pads from one big ship. Sometimes I wait up for 'em with the .410 and a little Johnnie Walker, but I fall asleep, too. Fresh air is the dangdest thing.